Oh bother

I’m an Eagles fan. I just realized- WE get to face Daniel Jones twice a year!

*does happy dance*

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

“...and promised that his mere presence in the White House would make everything okay...”

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

Apart from Dorian Gray’s anxiety, Ms. Kelly’s dog, Lola, now shakes even when the jackhammers are idle. The cat living at No. 66, Titania of the Greil, is “overgrooming” and fighting irritable bowel syndrome, while Meadow at No. 51 is a “nervous wreck.”

I have but one to give, and I did.

In McGregor’s defense, the Irish are taught from birth to keep the beef out of hand.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Yeah, it’s only for a day. Think about the poor guys who have to spend their whole lives in Syracuse.

Hence its name?

Does not appear to work on Messenger Lite

I mean, I’d like to think that given a week or two, I could come up with such a  comment. But an hour after the post? Some folks swim in the deep end, some of us are in the shallow end.

Excellent work there son. Now take your star and hit the showers.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

The tragedy of LeBron not getting to select his teammates via his own agent continues unabated.

He is now on my Dead Pool.