mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin

And how am I in the grays, yet you can post nonsense for all to see?

I wish there was a way to remove stars. 

It’s true, Big Sisters never made me feel pity or compassion.

The scene: Florida, August, apartment with no air conditioning.

oh fuck right off

That makes all of us.

This is why LeBron has never called me. He’s too careful. Chess not checkers.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

I agree.

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

.

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

I cannot handle Tumplestilskin foisting off another alcoholic rapist on the Court.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Haha, you think Pence likes spice? He probably doesn’t like mayo, because it’s too zesty. Nope, cold dry Oscar Meyer turkey on unbuttered Wonderbread for him.

He pours it on Mother during intimacy.

Spiced mayo is something I’d imagine Mike Pence  would drink

He looks like he should be the spokesperson for hangovers.

Take your star, damn you!