If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Haha, you think Pence likes spice? He probably doesn’t like mayo, because it’s too zesty. Nope, cold dry Oscar Meyer turkey on unbuttered Wonderbread for him.

He pours it on Mother during intimacy.

Spiced mayo is something I’d imagine Mike Pence  would drink

He looks like he should be the spokesperson for hangovers.

Take your star, damn you!

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

fresh ground sea salt and multi-color pepercorns. 

Yeah, but then you would be one of those weirdo’s that talks to all their friends about emulators.

This movie was so good! It should have been marketed a bit more aggressively, really. I feel like the marketing didn’t convey that this is a tense heist film, the kind of thing that should appeal to a larger audience. I highly recommend it, and hope word of mouth gets more eyes on it.

Moving this out of the grays for very obvious reasons.

white raisins in banana cake. they enhance the flavor and make a pleasant texture.

If the AMC theater in our town wasn’t literally the farthest theater, I’d consider it. Any savings would be spent on gas to get there.

Not sure this or “Came the day “T.C. fucked the chicken” is my favorite.

The deliberation should have taken 30 seconds.

Or switch to AMC, which hasn’t dicked anyone over yet.

I always like to have a chance to post this:

How about “none”? Can I choose “none”?

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings.