Newer, a bit:

Out of a cannon.

You’ve gone from “who is this new person?” to my favorite writer on Kotaku in an astoundingly short amount of time.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Senior Week never really ended.

Skeleton or robot frame?

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Space: Above and Beyond.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

You’re horrible.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Dammit. I actually have a tube of fish paste in my fridge. You win this time, Fahey. This time.

Fish Paste!

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

The universe destroying bomb worked once.

I am a HUGE Punisher fan. There was an issue where he killed an innocent while under mind control by the Hate Monger. Not a great issue....

It sucks but at the same time the OC sheriff's and alot of the local cities officers there are dicks. They are quick to label groups of people in nice cars or performance cars as street racers or joy riders. Alot of car clubs that used to congregate at local beaches and popular hangouts don't anymore just because of…