Somebody is getting PAID!
mattdocmartin
mattdocmartin
I think you’re more of a straw man-arguing dipshit, to be honest.
“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”
The guy on the Segway accomplished something his competitors couldn’t: Testing negative for HGH.
My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.
Dave’s not here.
The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.
To be fair to the Jets, the NFL’s lawyers have a shakier defense.
Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!
“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith
Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.
It seems much more likely that Brady’s suspension will be reduced to something he’s willing to accept, and everyone moves on without taking this out-of-house
You forgot to mention Peter King. He will also be in the room, tucked away out of sight between Goodell’s legs.
A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?
“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”
Tell me where this alley is so I can be sure I never go down it.
easy there, Mr. Favre.
I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.