More like guy runs onto live track.

Buick sure has come a long way.

Well he’s white, so he can’t be a terrorist. Everyone knows that.

I can’t wait to crash that thing...

Fourth Gen Pontiac Grand Am. Even new they were unmitigated pieces of shit. The enveloping plastic cladding was simply there to hide/hold together the rusted out panels behind them. The dash looked like it was made by Fisher Price, and if you didn’t have a button full out / get pushed into the dash, you needed to buy…

Anything that Daewoo sold in the US in the 90s.

Nope. Sorry. This is the wrongest answer.

The Plymouth Prowler - Look at it.. It looks fantastic... and yet it sucked. It is the automotive equivalent of the 90’s. All of the looks, all of the promises, yet falling short of expectations in every way.

The J-bodies. Cavalier, Sunfire, etc. Horrible car in its own right, and now we’ve all learned that they’re actively trying to kill you.

These hunk of shit Buick Skylarks and their Oldsmobile Achieva equivalents. They had no redeeming qualities. They were cheap, squirrely, uncomfortable, and ugly as sin.

Chevy Cavalier.

The Daewoo Lanos

Ford Aspire.

Any GM N-Body

The Dodge Intrepid, or an anonymous blob of American neglect.

according to top gear

Chrysler Sebring, end of story. Although it might be the worst of 2000s too.

Chevy Malibu.

Alright, that’s it, I’m done. I’ve played along and chuckled with all you motherf***ers about Pastor for years now. Yeah, he gets in a lot of incidents. Yeah, his eyebrows are comically bushhy and well connected. Har har har. But I’m f’ing sick of seeing this great driver denigrated over and over, ad nauseum.