I’m going to have this printed as my new garage door cover.

Arrange one thousand watermelons in a straight line on a runway, 2000ft from the start line. Accelerate as fast as possible into the watermelons, but make sure your trunk and windows are completely open. For every whole watermelon that bounces into your car, you may charge $50,000. This is the industry standard.

At least we know the XC90 still started afterwards.

Please send all your “ruined” McLarens, Aston Martins and Lambos to:

Oh man. Strongly disagree with this one. I think it’s way more interesting and distinctive than the rather anonymous-looking 12C.

Lose credibility with who? People are allowed to like different things than you. Personally, I agree that it’s my ideal car. I think Mazda has built the world’s best MGB and I wouldn’t change a thing.

Maybe it is time they start actually banning/suspending drivers for this kind of thing. Walking across a live race track is a stupid thing to do. The deaths from F1 and, more recently, sprint car, make this tragically clear. Perhaps NASCAR should just say the next idiot who leaves there vehicle for something like this…

That actually was not the worst thing in the world.

Sweet MR2!

The Jumble-tastic badge system is a $9,999 option. They would have made it an even $10,000 but then you could jumble it to $00,001.

Beadlocks are totally overkill, you only need wheels that mimic the appearance of beadlocks.

The perfect car. Why did consumers take it for granted?

There is a Miami, Ohio too, so that’s worth something I’m sure

Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warrior.

Isn’t that engine old as dirt? (yet still pretty glorious) If I were to answer the question I’d go

I vote we wait until we can get printers to work reliably and work up from there.

These guys with Camrys that bitch about "expensive" cars costing a ton to maintain are getting pretty old.

*Fun to drive sedan not shown.

Turbine-powered cars!