He's someone who's not as important as he thinks he is.

TL;DR: "I'm sorry, who are you again?"

first f-150s then Bond

I read that as, "Had two supercars that weren't that impressive; got a normal-people sporty car that was a lot of fun; draw your own conclusions as to whether supercars are worth it."

See? Christians CAN do something good for humanity.

Every comment in this thread "HURR IDS NOT BADASS BECAUSE NO MANUAL DURRRRRR"

They could really use a better logo.

Green and Brown snow I think

Good. If it doesn't hurt, it isn't a punishment.

If you obey the speed limit, you won't have to pay the fines.

if John Goodman was cast in Dumb & Dumber instead of Jim Carrey.

It runs on half life 3

4WD makes driving in the snow just like driving on dry pavement

It is a myth, right?

I look forward to the day I can use the "1-click" order button in Amazon to purchase my car.

Koenigsegg is the first car company to make me consider owning a Volvo.

Virginia.

Those Tracy Morgan DVDs aren't going to deliver themselves!