The problem with mine is that some time in the last 44 years someone took the belt off the AC compressor. I don’t want to just put a new belt on because with these cars the AC is always on, if there’s no gas in the system, there’s no lubrication for the compressor. My compressor may still be good but I can guarantee…

I did quickly but, believe it or not, I’m one of the few that prefers the aesthetics of the US spec headlights.

When it comes to the beach there are a few things you need to consider:

All of the first generation Scions had a radio where you could change the greeting, you could have BOOBS every time you turn on the car.

When I was growing up my neighbor had one of those. He was nearly killed in it when a driver ran a red light and he t-boned the runner. He was only going maybe 15 MPH but the entire front end collapsed on him.

HO-LEE-CRAP! The transmission selector knob is right next to the radio volume knob! Who the F designed that?!?

Kinda my story, but mostly not. My father in-law was the 2nd owner of a 1973 Mercedes Benz 450SL. He owned it for years but was forced to sell it for financial reasons, he was just outside Chicago and a couple in AZ purchased it. After a move to CT, a divorce, and a move back to IL he was in a place to buy another…

That looks like, what I would imagine is, a 1997 Golf Sportwagen that VW just forgot to install the back doors on. I do kinda like it but that split side window kinda bothers me, does it even open?

1st Gear: No, they won’t. There’s a very small percentage of the US population that wants to pay $50k for a Focus. That same small percentage also will pay anything to be the first person to have one. This is why Dodge keeps coming out with more insanely powerful cars, because they know after a year or two sales drop…

How in the world does a Soviet era car appreciate $14,000 in a month?

I’m no chef but I’m pretty sure that not how you make fondue.

I think that was the most boring commercial I’ve ever watched. You owe me 1:55 of my life back.

When will these idiots realize that when you take a high-mileage $4000 car, add $15,000 in mods, you don’t suddenly have a $33,000 car. What you have is a $4000 car that has your personal, terrible, taste.

Their car is beige.

Here, have some more Word Crimes:

NJ has the same law and it sucked when my wife was in an accident. It basically meant we still had to pay our deductible to get our car out of the body shop. The other driver was found 95% at fault and my wife 5%. When she asked the cop why he said “Well, if you weren’t driving in that spot at that time the accident…

To: All the people that won’t even consider this awesome American present because it doesn’t have a manual...

Woah, woah, woah. You shut your mouth. To this day my favorite car that I ever owned was my 1998 Buick Regal GS. I sold it over 10 years ago and still miss it every day.

Oh great... now Donald Trump will be on Jalopnik all day looking at trucks.

2nd Gear: I would never buy a used rental car, that was my number 1 thing I looked for in the CarFax report when I was shopping last month.