In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

The lard is with thee.

In Rodgers’ honor, Lambeau Field plans to sell a new sandwich called the “Hail Mary.” It’s full of grease.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Yes and we could have just won WW2 by dropping troops right into Berlin and Tokyo instead of fighting where the army was. Hell of an idea Sir.

I’m pleasantly surprised by your sports takes. I only knew your work in passing but remembered that you’d never had a raisin, went out of your way to call out Jerry Seinfeld over minor stuff, and the whole Conde Nast episode.

The 2009-2011 Brewers were fun as hell, man.

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Today in Alternate Future History:

Kobe isn’t a genie, you’re confusing him with his former teammate.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

I want to joke, but this just makes me so sad. I loved her as a kid, and definitely did some crushing on her in 1998.

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks.

Also not a good look. Shitting all over someone else’s joke that was understood to be a joke by everyone but you.