Haha, you’re a real piece of shit. Just my two cents, friend. Hope all is well.

At my school we weren’t even allowed to wear red in solidarity. Instead, everyone should wear purple, because it’s a combination of red and blue and not offensive (who’s offended?!).

So is Donald an actual cast member? That was the only thing I really disliked as a kid. I wanted Donald around like the Carl Barks stories.

What if, instead, Tony Kebbell never plays Dr. Doom again?

Jesus Christ the Island wasn’t Purgatory why am I still reading this like five years later?

Doesn’t that tweet read like he thinks someone pushing him to do the right thing is terrible?

So who do we cast as Lord Zedd in the sequel? Michael C. Hall?

My mom is white. My dad was white. My family is white. We identified as Christian. We were every Conservative’s dream constituent. We were also very poor, so there was no chance for a private school education. So I went to public school.

Another teacher here. It’s a dark day.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who feels Unbreakable was just as bad as all the rest of Shyamalan’s films (minus 6th Sense, of course).

I’ve never watched any Hulu originals. Are they going to be able to reliably show a velociraptor every episode?

“TIME Magazine? Is about TIME they gave it up! FAKE NEWS! Sad!” - Probably @POTUS within the week

Good. Now hit the rest of the list.

Wait wait wait, is that a real Oreo? ‘cause I want it.

So who can be MCU Namor? Send Black Panther to space, ASAP.

Yo, is Thor:Ragnarok like a stealth Defenders movie or something? Are there MCU analogus for Silver Surfer and Namor we can get in there?

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Fuck.

Campaign Manager is really just a step away from her cabinet position as a Gundam Villain.

I’m a teacher. Be confident that, whatever this woman does to harm the state of education in the country, you can do what you must to fight it within the confines of your classroom. At the end of the day, she doesn’t teach your kids - you do. So teach them well.