I’m with Kenji. Notice the deep, uniform brown in his article, and the unevenness of your results (some spots are beige, some are nearly burned)? Crust lives or dies based on evenness of cooking. In a normal burger (or steak, etc.), oil makes up the extra room, filling in the gaps. In a smash burger, you can’t use…

I don’t want that though.  I always use tomato sauce anyway so I don’t need any more uniformity to the tomato flavor.  If I’m using a can of crushed or diced tomatoes in my chili it’s because I want the tomato chunks.

demonstrating or implying an undiscriminating or unselective approach; indiscriminate or casual.

They only now are letting directors do what they want, everything before had to be Snyderized, just look to the terrible third act of Wonder Woman for proof.

He never showed “disdain” for the role. He was pretty game in most of the billion interviews he had to do for the movies. Everyone just focuses on the Sad Affleck interview because it generated a hilarious meme. There were other interviews that got dodgy at points when the bad reviews came up. Some actors handle being…

To be fair to Affleck, his personal life was disintergrating at the time he was forced to smile and promote Batman, and his passion project movie Live by Night had also fallen into the crapper.

I think debilitating alcoholism counts as a pretty good reason for not committing yourself to a year of massive stress.

Shit, I gotta watch Children of Men

And honestly, if the only explanation were “if she’s going to die in a war she’s going to look fabulous to the very end,” that would be 1000% acceptable.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

I made a similar mistake one time when I accidentally clicked “pineapple” instead of “peppers” as a topping selection when I was customizing a pizza I was ordering from Papa John’s online.

Salt makes everything better.

“Even if the meal was $300, that’s a different of $6—and you’re a person who just spent $300 on dinner.”

I tip pre-tax. Sorry, I didn’t order “tax”. I tip on good and services I chose and paid for. Tax in my town is about 12%, which is not inconsequential. It’s a combination of state tax and local taxes specifically on dining out. Now, I do tip well, usually 18-20%+, but it’s going to be based on pre-tax. I consider…

Moisture Aloe.  He used to play for the Expos. 

Who’s Aloe, is he another hyped Cuban player?!  Can he help us?!!

You don’t EAT the burger upside down... you LAY it upside down when you set it down to eat your fries, then grab and flip it back right side up to take a bite.

Funny, but it did cost the Saints 15 yards. It worked out, but we all know what would have happened if it didn’t.

It seems,“grow up,” translates to, “have fun only in the ways that I prescribe for you.”  As if your vision of fun means a good gosh darn.

What is a button up tee? A Henley-type shirt? Because if it is, that’s actually number 1. If it’s something else I’ve never heard of, fuck it.