On Mac, this site is requiring a Java runtime that is already installed on your computer. Despite being installed, it keeps pestering you. And if you click "Go ahead without Java", it will render your Firefox window inoperable.

I like these Bingo cards, especially the markers. Pretty funny.

@Vault: I personally use it on my Mac, based on THIS guide, and it works excellently.

@J. Nadeau: That's an excellent idea. Forgive me for being lazy, but now I need to find out where I can get an infrared light, and on the cheap. I'll officially look later tonight, but if you know of one, like at Radioshack or something, let me know.

Don't suppose anyone knows how to convert a simple USB webcam (in my case, the PS2 EyeToy) into a night vision camera?

@asdf4321: An exhibitionist game would be great.

TweetAlarm does an amazing job of collecting tweets of any keyword, like @MattChance, and emailing them to you in a single email, much like Google Alerts (but it includes the avatars of all the Twitterers, inline).

@Eji: Or Jungler.

@stryker1800: Great!

Mainly shoes right now. I got wise to Zappos a few years back, and realized that I could actually get shoes that fit me, without going to a crappy store and being sold socks, insoles and spray protectant while waiting to be informed that my shoe size wasn't in stock.

@Michael Dukakis: His is just perfect.

@Knoxximus Kiryu: Yeah, everything's off by one. Very annoying, as I didn't want to ever accidentally open a Glenn Beck image.

@BurntFM: Something tells me he doesn't look half as good braless, in skintight mesh.

@infinitezero: Look everyone! See why this site needs a thumbs down button?

@SG-17: Something tells me he gloated about doing this to at least 8 people. Though, I guess not on the Official Us.PlayStation.com forums.

@evanset6001: The PS2 Network Adapter is much more powerful than we ever could have imagined. The yellow stickers covering its ports were a clear warning!

@who_shot_marvin: If you're not jacked in, you're not alive!!!

@Owen Good: With this item being the only thing he's ever bid on and gotten feedback for, I have a good feeling he just saw it on Kotaku, and wanted to have a laugh.

@AchromaticMagus: I think it's intentionally supposed to look tilt-shifted.

There is a used bookstore in my town that lets you choose 1 free horrible book with any purchase. That's another possibility for anyone needing books.