See? This is why I didn’t fill out a bracket. I would have said “Well MSU makes the Final Four a bunch. Might as well put them there.” Then I would have taken a day off from work and my whole afternoon would have been shit. I mean, I still took the day off from work, but at least I’m not flipping out over what some 19…

Bongo, Bongo, Bongo
Get me out of the Congo
Oh, no, no, no

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

They cut out WAY too early. I wanted to see him recreated the celebrations by himself.

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

Later on - those gypsies stole some of their wallets...

If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to Ajax supporters...

“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

Yeah, just ask Donald Drumpf!

this is fucking dumb dude. everyone knows that only the Stunner is real

I did tell all my buddies that “Kirk Cousins is the next Tom Brady” and they all laughed at me... Continue to laugh at me and send me that in text messages after one of his many terrible games.

Imagine thinking in 2012 that Blaine Gabbert and Kirk Cousins would unseat Colin Kaepernick and RGIII

I’m so torn on this. On the one hand, the drug policy is the drug policy and it’s silly to keep smoking weed when so much money and playing time is on the line.

It’s outrageous, martavis, preposterous!

Chiefs play in Missouri and definitely came out of no where. Great job reporting.

Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

That seriously felt like a Seinfeld skit.

Jerry: And then Paul O’ Neill showed up and endorsed him for President.
George: Really Jerry. Paul O’ Neill, THE Paul O’ Neill, endorsed Donald Trump for President. I have to say, I like it. It’s funny in an outlandish way. Use it in your act. I don’t know how you come up with…

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.