HE'S FAT!

Dramatization: may not have happened.

JULAAAAYYYY

Clifton Hill is fun, but overpriced and very cheesy (Guinness Book of Records Museum, Ripleys, etc). Maid of the Mist (or whatever it's called on the Canadian side now) is something that is a must do. If you have time, head to Niagara on the Lake. It's a nice little historic town with good shops, restaurants and…

She was talking about Pelican Bay (though that's a state prison). They even made a reference to it saying that it was down by the bay and that she might even see a pelican.

Dammit Lewis.

Eat Communism!