Sources: Chris Broussard is screwed.

Cherokee people! Cherokee pri-i-ide. RIP Olga's.

Mazel tov!

Whenever I fill out Oscar predictions, I think to myself "What would the old jews in my family vote for." In short, not Basterds.

Yeah, the most important comedic actress in history was pretty hot.

Thanks for the link, man - like the video a whole lot more now.

I'm petty sure they rush into marriage because they really, really, really want to get laid.

haha, I'll take it

He's like Sean Hannity meets Frank Gorshin, and stupid stupid stupid

matthewjbroad :)

He's like Sean Hannity Jr. meets Immanuel Kant.

I am happy! We'll be multi-platform friends now.

YAY!

I READ THE MR. ARNOLD POST TOO! HE'S PRICELESS!

If you go to his Twitter feed, you'll see it there. I'm matthewjbroad. I wouldn't post it here because I LOVE AND RESPECT THE WOMEN OF JEZEBEL

He retweeted me as the prime example of the "tolerance" of the left. I told him that I never claimed to be "tolerant" so he shouldn't claim to be a "comedian." My joke WAS pretty vulgar though...

Steve Crowder and I are now in a Twitter fight. Thank you Jezebel, this has been awesome.

OMG WHO'S GOING TO WRITE THE FOX WEB SITE'S ABSTINENCE COLUMN NOW THAT YOUNG MR. CROWDER IS GETTING LAID ON THE REGULAR?!!!

When she files for the divorce she'll be able to use the "I married an insufferable prick" claim.

RUN THE BALL ANDY