The axis labels are described in the graph’s title. Not ideal, but this is the Deadspin comment section, not a peer-reviewed, scientific journal.

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

Best Russian on the ice scored the best goal. That’s the real story.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

“...there is a dark, Baylessian part of my brain that lit up with thoughts like, ‘Holy shit, I don’t think Kevin Durant can handle this!’”

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.