Oh it’s fine adoption is “accessable” so you should continue with a course that can cause irreparable damage your bones, bladder control and nether regions while posing a genuine risk to your life (seriously sort out your maternal death rate if you’re going to ban abortion).

Time to find out how much this country really hates abortions Women.

My theory - have posted this before I know - is that in “normal times”, these folks get out their racism in dozens of tiny micro-aggressions every week.

NFL Player: I’d rather not play than get the vaccine.

Tartare? It’s not a sauce, it’s a dish if raw beef dressed a particular way. No body puts tartar sauce on steak, and it’s not related.

Turns out being an intellectually and culturally curious person, and not being a self-involved shithead, can be a very attractive characteristic.

why would you ungrey him lol ...
Don’t answer those trolls, leave them dwell in the shadows where they belong.

to be this stunningly stupid is an achievement, in a way

it’s weird in retrospect how naive I was to think that actually living through a global pandemic might weaken or kill the antivax movement. Boy did I underestimate the durability and stubbornness of aggressive, willful, nihilistic stupidity.

Governor Fuckinson: “I’m all about the unconstitutional legislation! Oh yeah, it’s important to govern with my Bible and my unshakeable faith that teenage girls should totally have to bear their uncles’ babies because God would want it that way! None of this Constitution crap. What? I’m unfit for what?”

It’s cute how these right wing shitheads always find a way to paint themselves as Hero and Victim at the same time. 

“It is this type of irresponsible behavior from unaccountable State bureaucrats that are driving many of the State’s best businesses out of California”

I just love how Vin Diesel threw out the word “Felliniesque” as if that descriptor has any bearing on the Fast and the Furious movies (which I happen to love). What does that even mean? It’s like words no longer have definitions. Anyway, I find the whole situation Kafkaesque. 

“Why don’t women want to have sex with me??!?!”

Seriously. Evil but also so. fucking. pathetic.

purchased tactical gloves, a bulletproof vest, a hoodie bearing the word “revenge,” cargo pants, a bowie knife, a skull facemask, two Glock 17 magazines, a 9mm Glock 17 clip and a holster clip concealed carry for a Glock

Between the racist assault and the “If I’d been on that 9/11 flight there’s no way the plane would have went down” comments it paints a picture of a guy who at his core lacks human empathy and also is a fucking idiot.

Overcooking veg - especially cruciform - is a crime against nature.

Seriously, that wouldn’t work at all. There is no such thing as too much garlic.

You do you, but if I can’t cook any alliums at all, this is going nowhere.