One time I was minding my business, walking around downtown Toronto (as one does when one lives in downtown Toronto), and some random tourist comes running over asking me to take a picture with them. So I do, because, whatever, I have 2 minutes to spare. Then the guy tells me what a big fan of mine they are and that…

“Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves” is one of the greatest joke song lines in the history or tv shows/movies doing joke songs.

5G, magnets, “gene therapy,” Whatever other bullshit they saw on social media/YouTube.

Every bad thing they accuse others of doing, they are doing themselves. Like, one of their go-to arguments is “no YOU’RE the fascist!”

Or, more simply, anti-woman.

For some reason it strikes me as more Chaka Demus than Pliers. When I read the lyrics, I read them in his voice.

Why do so many Americans seem to think that The Handmaids Tale is a how-to book? 

Which is why he credits like 30 other producers on every album these days.

They won’t. He’s developing a Trump-esque cult of personality. They will never admit he did anything mediocre, much less something outright bad.

Horny idiots.

I wonder how much overlap there is between the “Kanye is a genius!” people and the “Eminem is the GOAT!” people. 

That’s what’s most annoying about this anti-vax nonsense. No one is forcing you to do shit, you just don’t get to enjoy the privileges that the vaccinated do. Because you are a fucking plague rat, and we are done coddling you and want to get back to some semblance of real life after nearly 2 years of this bullshit.

Not even that! It’s more a “Everyone else jumped off the building, so what was I supposed to do? NOT jump too??” defence.

I feel that “groping” is included in the “old perverts part”, but yes, that. And also “human trafficking, pedophile supporting”

If I go “along for the ride” and commit a bunch of crimes...I still committed a bunch of crimes. Being weak willed doesn’t excuse your shitty behaviour.

That pizza parlour? Matt Gaetz’s kitchen, apparently.

On. The. Pulse. 

The truth about Kanye is...he never really had anything interesting to say. Which...is fine, I just don’t get where this weird meme of “Kanye, philosopher genius” comes from. He’s a slightly below-average rapper, and a slightly above average producer (I think, aren’t there like a metric shit-ton of producers credited…

Meh. Kanye’s output has provided diminishing returns since College Dropout. The rumours of his genius are largely exaggerated.

Yeah, rich white guys really can’t catch a break in America. You’ve got your finger on the pulse, bud.