It won’t. They just think that inhumane prison conditions are supposed to be for THOSE people, not for fine, patriotic, racist white American men!

It’s super simple. The actual recipe calls for you to boil a chicken breast, but I just use a rotisserie or roasted chicken breast, chop it up into chunks, throw it into a food processor, add a whack of mayo, and a roasted red or pepper or two from a jar, a little salt, a little pepper, blitz it until you have a…

You got all those perks because unins fought for them. Just like the 40-hour work week, weekends, paid vacations etc.

I only really did a year of college when I was younger in Chile, but the food that instantly brings me back to campus life is something called an “ave pimenton” sandwich from the cafeteria. It’s just a paste of chicken, mayo and roasted red pepper schmeared onto basic-assed white bread, but it is so damn tasty. To…

Also...why can’t she just stay where her kids are staying? This all seems very weird.

He offered to. She refused.

You seem upset, bud.  You should look into that. A movie shouldn’t make you go on several weird, long-winded, frankly, insane rants.

Or, as RZA said “Turn the other cheek, and I’ll break your fucking chin”

Tim Hortons is trash. It’s only popular up here because they are ubiquitous and cheaper than Starbucks. Their coffee is REALLY bad, their food is as well, service is garbage most of the time. The only good thing they sell are the Timbits.

Fruit juice is fine, although my wife and I transitioned to cold-brewed iced-tea as out go-to non-water drink at home. You have to let it brew overnight, but it is really delicious, refreshing, and we don’t sweeten it, so it is sugar-free(ish...we use fruity teas which I suppose have some sugar in them)

AKA a Republican who likes weed and hookers, and doesn’t want to pay taxes.

It’s also “funny” that they pretend there is any question about whether or not waterboarding is torture, when we hanged a bunch of Japanese soldiers post-WW2 for waterboarding American soldiers. Because it was torture, and a war crime.

“We should live more like our ancestors did when the average life expectancy was around 35 years!” - Big brained geniuses, with the entirety of human knowledge at their finger tips, for some reason.

Sorta makes sense when you think about it, though. The type of person getting flu shots annually is also going to tend to be the type of person who does preventative medicine, rather than just seeing a doctor when they are sick to cure the symptoms. So along with their annual flu shots, they probably get prostate…

I think it means “Maltese Court” maybe? As in the royal court? Aaaaand...it’s apparently the character’s name. I got nothing. For what it’s worth though, I lived in Malta for a while, and people there were pretty short.

2Suicide2Squad would also be acceptable.

30 Rock also made jokes about Cosby in 2009. Everyone pretending that no one knew until 2014 is lying. Buress’ whole joke was that it was amazing that Cosby was just out there living like everyone didn’t know he was as serial rapist.

The media is covering the anti-vaxxers honestly...they are some combination of: Stupid, selfish, dangerous, ignorant. They are killing people. They are the ones who will force us all back into lockdown in a couple of months. Don’t want to be called a plague rat? DON’T ACT LIKE A FUCKING PLAGUE RAT.

And they want to strip people like my dad, with COPD, of his ability to work, see his family and FUCKING LIVE.

 Monkey knife fights only happen in international waters. Just ask Furious George.