The Big Three, baby!

I’m just wondering why they had to remove the mustard to add the ketchup and mayo...the three of them go pretty damn well together (if you are into that sort of thing).

Oh, see, that’s where you’re mistaken. I’m not trying to engage in dialogue with you, I’m just telling you to fuck off. Because you are a boring, sad, little bigot. Sorry for the confusion there.

This will be a massive issue for the GOP going forward...their plan to defund education and dumb everyone down has worked too well. Now you can’t be a successful Repub unless you are as brain dead as their most brain dead supporter. Even the smart ones have to act stupid to appeal to the mouth breathers. It’s not…

No, THOSE people deserve it. THESE fine patriots...fuck, I can’t even. I hope he has a heart attack while shitting on his no-privacy prison toilet.

I love how these morons don’t understand how anything works. Getting people on video doing stuff is only a problem for them if they are doing BAD things. Just like the moron bigots who film themselves doing bigoted shit, post it to their social media, then cry about privacy when their stupidity catches up to them.

I…

“Have you stopped raping children, or are you still at it?” and “How many sexual favors does one semester’s “tuition” get you these days?” or “How often do you and Nestor fuck?”

Jesus, fuck off and find a new hobby. This went from annoying to sad as fuck real quick.

It’s originally a tattoo joke (the infamous “no regerts” tattoo) that has made it into pop culture now (and misspelled the original misspelling which makes it meta, I guess?).

Stripping and photographing someone without their consent is sexual assault, though.

Fuck, I guess I wasn’t clear earlier. Here, in all caps for you:

People have known about Cosby being a rapist since the 70s-80s at least. It was a VERY open “secret”. 

yeah, when coupled with the DMs and what not, it’s clearly not a reference to ugly sweaters or board rooms. 

Narrator: Sassy After Death wasn’t wrong.

Yes, and then you tagged it with the classic bigot bullshit:

Fuck off, bigot. Better?

fuuuuck off.

fuuuuuuck off.

Xanax and ginger ale is the only way to fly.

“Ma, you broke the fucking egg yolk!”