mattballs
COVID CRAZY
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Yeah, I’ve had a million panic attacks over the years (hooray for generalized anxiety disorder!), and usually all I can manage is sitting down, and trying to get control of my racing heart, catch my breath and get my brain to shut the fuck up for a second. All my attention and effort is focused inwardly to control the

That’s the “best” part. She looks down at the floor, then sloooooowly lays her purse down, then even more sloooooooowly lowers herself down until her head is safely resting on her purse.

I’ve never fainted before, but I’ve come close, and the most I could do was hope that there was a chair behind me before collapsing

Like, for real, any 3 year old would be embarrassed if they saw this. “You mean that’s what I look like when I throw a temper tantrum? Shit, sorry, mom and dad, I’ll try to do better.”

It’s indicative of someone who has never been told no before. Being a spoiled brat isn’t a mental illness.

And you’d get away with it too, because apparently the cops have no jurisdiction inside the mall.

Are you morons really so dumb that your only reaction to being lied to constantly is to beg for more?

Europe blew itself up in WW2. That’s all. Well, that and extremely harmful and long lasting effects of (European) colonialism in places like Africa and Latin America.

“Short sighted and dumb” - America

Vee doesn’t sound mad, so much as perplexed at why anyone would drop that kind of money on a readily available, mass produced consumer good.

Hey, man, not cool. Don’t slander demons like that.

Or, in this case, the satanist pedophiles (who apparently are everywhere, along with Marxists and leftist fascists).

Stupid people are abundant. At least 74 million based on the last election results. They also seem to enjoy being grifted. They practically beg people to steal their money. They also believe everything they are told, so long as the person doing the telling hates the same people they hate.

“All I did was lie down with these lousy dogs, how did I get all these fleas???”

That sounds it would also apply to old-earth christian idiots, which, I am guessing, many of these morons are.

Yeah, that one was easy, just your standard anti-Semitic dog whistle.  The one that threw me though is “Creation worshipper.” Aren’t all Born Agains basically creation worshippers? Isn’t that why they deny evolution and science?

Yeah, as a society we really hate large breasts, which is why you NEVER see large chested women in any sort of mass media!

We tend to just yell “RACIST!” at racists. So if people are calling you that all the time, well...

“I’m just sharing my opinions. No one is allowed to have opinion on my opinions though. Because first amendment, or something” - Every single fucking one of these morons.

No one gives a shit what you think, Emily. 

CRT isn’t taught at the high school level, which is why these “protests” are so fucking stupid. Teaching about slavery or Jim Crow isn’t CRT, it’s just history.