There is nothing “non-violent” about pointing a fucking gun at someone. It comes with the implied risk that you will shoot them.

Sure, if you are a fucking psychopath.

Except that the guy was UNDER his truck, not in it. What possible threat could he have posed? All the dude IN the truck had to do was turn it on and drive away. 

A thief is A LOT less dangerous than a murderer, dipshit.

Why do you waste your time here? Surely you have something better to do than be a fucking whiny racist troll.

In their defence (not really, just more for the sake of accuracy), though, Russia hasn’t been communist or socialist since 1991. They are what unchecked capitalism, mixed with some strong authoritarianism looks like. So it’s not really a contradiction. Shitty, yes. Short-sighted and stupid, certainly, but not really…

That one is easy, abortion isn’t murdering babies (murder is the illegal taking of a life, abortion is legal, therefore not murder...murder is a legal term, not a moral one). And babies are already born. Before birth, they are embryos or fetuses.

I fly into a blind rage every time I see a commercial where they say “Served with au jus sauce”. The “jus” literally translates to juice/sauce, and the “au” already means “with” dammit! Also, pronouncing the “au” part as “Aw” makes me mad as a Canadian who took French immersion in school until the 9th grade.

Be thankful you aren’t from Saskatchewan, where they call hoodies, I shit you not, “bunny hugs.” They also call pooping “crunching” which is just gross.

“A coffee” isn’t weird, we just drop the “cup” part in the statement, because it’s obvious. Just like we have a beer.

Uhhh, I think you mean chicken tendies or fingies (those are the food words that bother me the most, I fucking hate them).

Veal bacon is also pretty damn delicious.

I mean...adding salt and acid to a beet is a salad, even if the beets are thinly sliced.

“Made by the finest meat artisans at Tyson Meats!”

Sando on the other hand is a fantastic abbreviation for sandwich. Because it sounds sorta silly, but not like it’s being said by a 3 year old.

Were you asleep from 2016 until 2020? Are you recovering nicely from the years long coma you must have been in, if you aren’t aware of Trumps homo-and transphobia?

He gave money to Mitch McConnell, for fuck’s sake. We know EXACTLY what his politics are.

He wasn’t cancelled, he retired. People are allowed to choose what media they consume.

New money is often worse than old money, because they are insecure in their wealth, and have something to prove. They also want desperately to be accepted by old money, but rarely are (see: Donald Trump).

AKA tax cuts for the rich.