Absolutely. The dude is the very definition of a conspiracy theorist. They almost never provide concrete answers but allude to every crackpot idea they’ve ever heard - that’s what makes them conspiracy theorists.

I know it must have been, because I appear to have triggered a handful of chodes in the greys.

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

Let’s set almost everything else aside for a moment. For someone who doesn’t want to come across as “Mr. Conspiracy,” dropping fuckin’ MKULTRA in there as some kind of nebulous connection to the Manson case is a pretty goddamn huge red flag...

“My goal isn’t to say what did happen—it’s to prove that the official story didn’t,” O’Neill concedes in the book. “I’ve learned to accept the ambiguity.”

I’ve worried the next fascist will be more successful now that Trump has shown exactly how far one can bend the rules and ignore the checks in our system, it it’s just as likely the next Republican candidate will wind up getting himself indicted and convicted during the campaign because what works for Trump never…

This. It was my favorite show and I had seen every episode multiple times. Until the 2016 election, and I haven’t seen it since. 

“We’ll see” is short for “I’ll see you in hell first,” guys everywhere.

What’s the deal with white t-shirt guy with the backwards hat coming up the steps? Was he just on his way to pee and decided, “ooh, a drunken hockey fan brawl!”? This dude just had no plan of attack and immediately gets made a fool of.

Edit: NVM i just rewatched and realized he was briefly seen in the start of the…

Yeah, I’m with you. This is some bullshit right here.

“Voting: Meh.”

No, it was the “It’s Actually OK To Not Vote” from Nick, but I can understand people thinking about the Obama piece.

That is, indeed, the correct ranking.

Yeah. I actually liked him more as I read down through his tweets. So that kinda backfired.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

I tried so hard to make a good joke. All I want is to entertain people. And you just have to rip me apart because I panicked and picked the only other dead Steve I could remember. I LIKED HIS TURTLENECKS OKAY RAMBO!

I needed two dead Steves to make the joke and he was the closest I could come up with.

I’m sure he remembers Clemente fondly as “one of the good ones”

As long as he had one black friend.

Well this blatant dog-whistle racism certainly wont stand with the good people of...(checks notes) Pennsylvania??? Ah crap.