The fact that Jezebel is already questioning Harris’s motives after *checks watch* 4.5 hours of her making a huge fucking chunk of American history is not surprising.

Pretty much. Think “soda” in the Northeast and “pop” in the Midwest.

Hence, the joke about the bubbler, aka a water fountain, above.

The rumor is that Cheetolini has to wear big boy pants because of his big boy diapers. A stand up comic and former production assistant on The Apprentice named Noel Casler has been shouting this to the heavens for the last few years.

Shaved ice in a cup with a flavored syrup squirted on it. Also called “Italian ice”.

I’m just glad that Jezebel eased up on the “Guys, we swear, we’re totally voting for Biden, even though we think he’s basically a piece of shit, and here’s 600 words on why you shouldn’t vote for Biden, even if it means a Trump win and destroying what’s left of the country” columns.

Rogan, however, doesn’t explicitly align with any particular political party. He endorsed Bernie Sanders during the primaries (leading to heated arguments over Sanders’ embrace of the endorsement given Rogan’s spotty history).

If by “putting my own words back on you” you mean “knowing how to blockquote and then ranting”, then sure, you’re the Michael Jordan of Kinja.

Shaming a voter isn’t the same as pointing out “Hey, we’re teetering on the edge of the dictatorship that’s killing people, could you mayyybe help prevent that just this once?”

How rich are the Seven, really? A-Train can just casually buy Prince’s guitar from Purple Rain? I demand to see tax returns!

Sure, 2020, why not fuck up something else that was good in the world?

I occasionally touch a nerve with a comment, but I don’t think I’ve ever lit up an entire nervous system before.

Christ, I cannot give enough stars for this.

I’m spoiled in that I live next door to Haddonfield, NJ, and the Hadrosaurus Foulkii Leidy Site. It’s not much to look at, but it is kinda cool to stand at the place that is basically one of the starting points for modern paleontology.

Also, fuck your racist neighbor and his most likely racist barn and racist livestock.

A co-worker pointed out to me that she can’t remember any candidate in her lifetime (or mine; she’s early 40's, I’m early 50's) whose supporters were falling head-over-ass to buy and display their branded flags.

I’m childishly using the briefest mention of James Comey to exercise my right to call him a fucking asshole for using the FBI to tilt the election in Trump’s favor, with his late October “Welllll, maybe HRC <i>did</i> do some server crimez after all” announcement.

Honest question: what am I missing with Jezebel’s recent “Check out this asshole Ben Affleck” tear? Did he do something recently to send Jezebel’s writing staff around the bend?

I’m starting to get the feeling that a lot of the people who hate this game would, in the same breath, wax philosophic about what a masterpiece Oldboy is.

Not sure if you’re from Philly or the Delaware Valley, and I’m fairly sure you’re were not alive for either event. I’m in no way condoning how Philly handled the MOVE stuff (particularly the Osage Ave. bombing) and I absolutely despise Rizzo (when he died, the running joke at work was we’re going to attend his public…