Show me on the leather jacket-wearing biker doll where Captain Marvel touched you.

As a lifetime Phillies fan who is painfully aware of Bryce’s batting average, I had the exact same reaction. 

Those last four games immediately caught my eye. In theory, the Eagles should go at least 3-1 based on last season.

My partner just passed Baldwin and his daughter in Center City Philly on her way to work this morning. Said he looked a little confused and his har was slightly mussed. Probably just looking for an address and the skyscraper wind tunnel effect messed with his do.

A comment sections about the Simpsons, eh? Let’s check it out. I’m sure it’ll be free of:

To mix metaphors, I’m absolutely tone deaf when it comes to fashion. Having said that: $890 for a sweater?? In my world, that’s two PS4s; an iPhone; or half a mortgage payment.

*Possible spoilers for Spidey PS4 game*

Well, flat earth belief; climate change denial; anti vaccination; eastern “medicine”; and a whole host of backwards-thinking, anti-science, anti-intellectual crap are enjoying their time in the sun. What’s one more bullshit belief system for the pile?

“Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such board games as Road Trip to Billings, MT and Nutsy Nusty Nutrias! I’m here to tell you about a game so timely and exciting, you’ll choke on your latte and tattoo its hashtag on your face! Swipe right for fun!”

LOL, can’t have a Spider-Man game without the Shocker.

You just won this thread.

If this take were any hotter, it would burn a hole straight to the center of the earth.

Goddamnit, I bought the Greenworks mower last week. It was $315 at the time. I contacted Amazon support earlier today, but they won’t refund the difference because they’re saying Greenworks is setting the price. I felt bad for the reps, because they were so apologetic. I wonder if they caught a lot of grief on this.

Goddamnit, I bought the Greenworks mower last week. It was $315 at the time. I contacted Amazon support earlier…

I usually don’t tell people I’m atheist as they tend to look at you, at best, like you have a mental illness for not believing in any religion. At worst? LOL, the time I was told I was what was wrong with America was a hoot. People really do look at you like you’re a monster.

OMG, thank you. This deification of Comey makes me sick.

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The reason interpretive dance is a war crime.

I haven’t gone full socialist yet, but you are spot on about the fucking idiot “independent-minded” voters everyone is always worried about.

The fucking President of the United States; the NRA; and increasing numbers of Republican/conservative politicians who get shitloads of money from said NRA are, in all seriousness, claiming that training teachers to be the Punisher is how we fix this problem.

I’m just here to watch your wannabe edgelord/most likely male, Caucasian, racist ass get curbstomped.