that was my favorite part of TFA, and I’m glad they kept it going: Kylo Ren very clearly has never been taught how to fight with his lightsaber. he’s an untrained reservoir of raw power who has never been meaningfully challenged, and as a result his technique is made entirely out of bad habits.

whereas Rey’s fight…

I would pay money not only to see this, but also to witness the nerd rage afterwards.

In that moment, all things were possible. You figured that the light saber would fly to Rey, she would fight it out with Ren, then escape and the plot goes on. Just like Return of the Jedi, but earlier.

Seriously, I’m bored by Kylo Ren and I was annoyed through every redemption-teasing scene. The Star Wars franchise needs to “let the past die” and stop trying to walk us through the same damn beats with every damn branch of the Skywalker family tree. Kill his ass, already.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly