Making predictions about a field you have experience in is part of journalism...

So an automotive writer can’t make assumptions based on prior experience with automobiles?

It’s like 9/11 jokes. I don’t find them funny in the slightest, but people are going to make jokes. It’s wildly inappropriate, but at some level you have to understand that you won’t appreciate everyone’s humor. 

Spoken like someone who hates their job.

Just look at all the colors! Games can look like this!

Proper roll cage, by the look of things. Pretty impressive. The drivers might be stupid, but Ford’s engineers clearly aren’t.

Man I just want to test drive one. Is that too much to ask? No way in hell am I going to order something sight unseen and un-driven.

This is such a tired fucking joke.

Does every jeep owner need to have two cars?

You’re seeing people in the city because that’s where you live. You don’t see those people on the weekends when they go out of town to do offroad stuff.

Yes, actually. The beef industry is notoriously resource-intensive, and environmentally taxing. I like meat, but I’d much rather get the same experience with fewer external costs.

It’s called a “project car”, not a kit. You’re supposed to figure out how to bring your project to life. This isn’t LEGO.

Uh, they were talking about anti-theft measures.

Easy solution: instead of recording new sound effects and voice lines, just slap a red MAGA hat on the zombies.

I was really hoping we’d get more of Pete and Nathan’s characters.

Sebastian, King Shark, and Ratcatcher were easily the best. Actually, Ratcatcher and King Shark’s interactions were what made it work. But you’re 100% right that this is the best Harley Quinn we’ve gotten on film. I’d watch more of that.

Found the entitled parent.

He was asked, and he answered the question. He’s not exactly shouting from the rooftops. 

Screw that.

Wow I disagree.