and looking down his nose at friends who enjoyed watching Jeopardy

a nonna would beat the living daylights outta him

Diddly shit?  You’re fucking joking right?

I saw ‘Citroën.’

Noel Cintron, who was Trump’s personal driver for 25 years

I regret to inform you that Tucker Carlson, a thumb with a face and Fox News’ resident white supremacist,

1) The worst part being that even if he did get his ass handed to him on national TV, Trump supporters would probably STILL call it Trump’s victory.

“And we will say, ‘I will give you a million dollars, to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, to your favorite charity

“President Trump appears to mock Sen. Elizabeth Warren, revisiting “Pocahontas” nickname...”

Oh honey. You’ll get a migraine trying to suss out any actual logic in that fundamentalist mindset.

No, you just winged him and made him a Unitarian.

I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that Venezuela has the largest known oil reserves on the planet:

*psssst* Hey Dotard. Know what’s always suuuuper popular and smart? Land wars in Asia.

All it would take for Trump to start a war on July 4th would be one person telling him that by doing so, the ratings would be through the roof.

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

The actual hamster has far better luck when it comes to careening around in a metal death machine though.

Surely no coincidence?

You can type shit. This isn’t a Mormon potluck.

Yes, I have shamelessly stolen this s__t: