ALL LIVES MATTER!*

I’m all about shitting on these racists, but I think this was more a case of unfortunate word choice (and intentional bad-faith interpretation) than a true expression of racism. “Cotton-picking” is a relatively common adjective among Southerners of a certain age, and it means about the same as “dadgum” to them. We…

I think she was upset about being publicly shamed, but I don’t for one second think she gives a shit about those kids.  

It may not be worth going to IHOP just for the burgers, but I guess you can use them to talk someone into going with you if they’re not in the mood for breakfast food.

I guess you can take comfort that this assignment was still not as bad as Caity Weaver’s unlimited appetizers at TGI Friday’s, which is still one of my favorite Gawker articles ever.

The government cannot deny them application to a public space without infringing on their right to free speech.

Cause they used their good sheets for their Klan robes.

Black NFL players kneeling during the national anthem . “Anti American! Unpatriotic! OUTRAGE!!”

The solution to speech you don’t like is more speech, not less. Boston successfully countered these cowards and exposed them as the limp-dicks they are.

Lola Zinke pledged in writing to allow the Lesar-backed developer to build a parking lot for the project on land that was donated to the foundation to create a Veterans Peace Park for citizens of Whitefish.

Wilbur Ross whistles past the graveyard hoping you continue ignoring his insanely corrupt ass.

So, uh, how else would you describe what an oil company does? Cuz last time I checked one of the main goals of an oil company was: find oil, pump oil out of the ground until it is gone, find new spot with oil, repeat.

Zinke is and always has been a political chameleon, changing his position to whatever got him votes and money. You’d hardly believe the hard right asshole that got elected to the House was once pro choice, for clean energy, and acknowledged global warming as a severe and imminent threat.

Scott Pruitt is so ubiquitously slimy that it’s easy to forget Zinke is a huge scambag (pun intended) also.

Agreed.

And it literally matters not one iota. She will lie in the face of evidence. Shit, just claiming ignorance of whats going on in the media about one’s department would’ve previously been embarrassing to the point of being grounds for dismissal from the Cabinet.

Nah. They are punishing the children and the parents in order to extract what they want out of the Democrats. This is what happens when you negotiate with terrorists. They don’t stop upping the ante.

He later said he was being sarcastic, except you can tell from the original clip that he totally wasn’t.

I tell myself if he loses the 2020 election and refuses to leave the White House that’s cue for all of us to storm the Bastille. I know all they really found in the Bastille was the Marquis De Sade but trust me when we storm the White House to remove Trump, The Marquis De Sade was way classier.