Reminder that Carlson spent years bragging about the time he beat up a man in a bathroom because he suspected he was gay.

Steve Bannon Thinks Martin Luther King Would Love Trump

But he would be known as Lord Gaping Anus Mouth not Lord Haw Haw

Sister Sarah could be replaced with an easel sporting a large poster board bearing the phrases “No Comment”, “Haven’t Spoken To POTUS”, and “You Need To Speak To (fill in the blank)” and at least the press wouldn’t have to suffer with smug, snotty tone.

Why does the press even bother anymore? Just stop going.

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

“He, by the way, also had a pipe bomb, a Molotov cocktail and a carbon dioxide device, which by the way are things you can make in your house as well...things you can find off the internet.””

Okay, I’m going to go with a hot take here:

They’re pretty big on the “freedom” to not have to change, evolve, or adapt to modern society.

For the life of me I will never understand why this has become the flagship issue of the Evangelicals.

She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Look, a trans woman used a womens room and nothing happened except for this bigot showing herself. Fuck her

Record-high for Trump. That’s like being the world’s tallest midget. He’s at 42%.

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

One of my “favourites” was when she suggested that non-passing trans people should try their hardest to pass because nobody wants to see a guy in a dress. It basically went like this:

The United States firmly opposes criminalization, violence and serious acts of discrimination such as in housing, employment and government services, directed against LGBTI persons. Human rights are universal, and LGBTI people are entitled to the same respect, freedoms, and protections as everyone else

I imagine this speech going down like a blooper reel in a Will Farrell movie with the speaker trying his hardest not to snicker and chuckle.

In Ohio, Tamir Rice was shot and killed for holding a toy gun. This is what white privilege looks like.

I am ashamed that the level of corruption and bullshit in U.S. politics reached such a tone that it became necessary to elect a person like Donald Trump.

The Cheesecake Factory has pinned a statement to its Twitter page, saying that two staff members “are no longer employed with the company,”