So where was Mother when Pence was arguing with Joy Behar?

It frustrates me that his fanatics equate donating money with being a good person. A good person can donate money but not every person that donates money is a good person.

How the hell did Getty get a photo of her smiling? She’s the biggest sourpuss I’ve ever seen.

we’re looking at the best way forward to push these other things through, whether it’s on a state level, whether it’s on a federal level,

I think it’s pretty obvious why he’s so excited. He can only get two scoops when daddy isn’t there.

Oh, that is so bad. Oh so horribly, terribly, wonderfully bad. You need a lot more stars.

Be sure to record your observations in case of mammary loss.

I’ll be going to Hamburger Mary’s tonight for some on-site research to get abreast of this phenomenon.

And to think, I’d usually have to PAY for that kind of experience!

I call shenanigans on this whole thing.

If his prenuptial agreement with Melania includes an infidelity clause, then Daniels going public could literally carry a nine-figure price tag.

Perhaps the only thing I find most shocking here is that Trump hasn’t just straight up come out and said “Hell yeah, I banged that broad! Great tits! #MAGA”

...declared null and void in a California court, because Trump never signed it.

what legal grounds could they possibly have

Real question: will this change anyone’s thoughts? His base will make an excuse for why this is fake or somehow ok. Maybe it will make people see the hypocrisy of their ways ... haha! Of course not! Pence, Ryan, McConnell, et al will stand solidly behind him.

Why can’t you be the terrifying old hag auntie who threatens the little kids with voodoo spells and waffles made out of dried toads if they don’t behave?

Call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s unbecoming of the office of the President of the United States to use this kind of language in your official capacity as the President of the United States. Behind closed doors, whatever. Don’t care. At a public speaking event? You’re still the President, and speaking like a…

The Donald Trump Respect Guideline: I’m allowed to insult whoever I want, people have to take it, I’m president! If you insult me, you’re being the most disrespectful person in the world, how dare you insult me! You’re being treasonous! Guards, arrest that person!

This Milhouse lookin motherfucker is the LAST person that should be defending this shit.

A statement like that from a guy that looks like he got beat up everyday in gym class is the height of irony. Actually Irony is that both he and Trump would both get the shit kicked out of them by 99% of the people they disrespect. Ever notice these bitches never say a word to their intended target to their faces?