As an internal medicine doctor,

Please keep in mind that this man is a Rear Admiral in the US Navy and his promotion/career is directly tied to how Dolt 45 feels on any given day. He lied because the President is a petty asshole and would ruin his career if he said said anything negative.

“There’s absolutely nothing that I’m withholding from this.”

239 pounds. Get the fuck outta here. He’s got goddamn heboobies.

stands 6'3" and weighs 239 pounds

*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

That bear tummy is 100% to like. I want to snuggle it. Please don’t maul me, adorable floofy bear!

I think if the critics of the president were who he said he was

All fine and good, but Cmd/Ctrl + L in a browser. You’re welcome.

Maybe they need to hit her with some flash cameras to glimpse the real her?

As someone in charge of IT for an organization - Windows + L to lock your computer before you get up to go to the bathroom or whatever.

If they are who they want to try to portray him as, why did they want to be with him for years and years in various activities, whether it was events and fundraisers and other things?

Let’s see some facts to back up that hot take.

The speech comes as Lavrov attempts to convince the Trump administration global community to let him serve as a mediator in talks between the U.S. and North Korea that Trump is not Putin’s little bitch puppet.

Let’s see if Donald has the same Twitter tantrum over this that he does when CNN is mean to him...

You even need to ask the question?

I am 100% certain Donald Trump holds himself in higher regard than God. The Lord God might even be a distant third behind money.

It’s a joke. This isn’t a blow for unrepresentef trans people, but the act of a self-indulgent, deluded person. No matter how anyone spins it, she violated an oath and obviously (admittedly) did not really consider the ramifications for frontline soldiers.

These jagoffs would nail Jesus to two crosses if he said a harsh word about their Lard Messiah.

Can a convicted felon even ran for federal office?