I’m an avid airsofter, with a decent collection of airsoft rifles and handguns. We always say, the number one rule about transporting airsoft replicas is to always treat them like they were real goddamned weapons. That means, among other things, keeping them in cases until it’s safe to actually take them out, never…

I’m pretty sure most theaters in America banned bringing cosplay weapons of any kind after the Dark Knight Rises shooting tragedy. I know that when I’ve been to some of my local theaters during large opening nights, I saw signs making it clear that they don’t allow weapons of any kind, no matter how fake they look…

What a dumbfuck. DO NOT open-carry a fucking airsoft gun in public, even if it’s in a jurisdiction where you can open-carry real guns, not even if the whole bloody thing is spraypainted blaze orange... Just DON’T FUCKIN DO IT.

Idiot could have transported it in a carry case

Yep, there’s been nothing gun related in the news lately that would cause this kind of concern. Nothing at all. Nope. Not a thing.

Orange, useless and followed by fanatics.

The vehicle that got hit was a staff car and everyone is fine.

Wouldn’t a train wreck be the more appropriate metaphor? The best metaphor?

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

This is my sad face:

Someone went to the Jimmy Saville school for TV hosts

Edit: I giggled when I realised that this article is 2 posts above that 4th of July sale post that includes a deal on a magic wand.

http://www.umd.edu/ocrsm/files/Why-Is-Sexual-Assault-Under-Reported.pdf

You’d really think that this sort of conduct would have been discovered during the vetting process.

“Hi. I work at the BBC and my job is to vet our top presenters to make sure they don’t embarrass the station” said no one ever?

“There has to be some form of punishment” for women who have abortions.

You can fit a damn Fiat in the console armrest though.

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.