Minor quibbles:

“There was no crime, and my wife did it anyways!”

I’m legally blind myself, and I guffawed at this story.

Sláinte!

Ugh. Two things:

“In America, tipping is not optional.”

“In America, tipping is not optional.”

Ye gods my boyfriend makes that every Christmas and I FREAKING LOVE IT.

It is a combination of things. It’s some people equating socialised healthcare with “zomg socialisms!” It’s people assuming—wkthout hard evidence—that socialised healthcare would cost waaay too much. It’s some people, yes, unwilling to subsidize their neighbor.

And Ted Cruz proves that he, like so many others, does not understand that the First Amendment does not apply to private businesses like Facebook. They are free to censor whatever and whoever they like.

Don’t you need, like, a reason to revoke a security clearance? Like some kind of (actual) mal- or misfeasance, not just “he said mean things about Trump?”

- Pens are for losers

I’ll just say that Ajit Pai and his obnoxious coffee mug can go and screw themselves for all the bullshit they are forcing the FCC to do.

Well said on all points. I'd have said similar, but with signficantly coarser language.

Actually, Trump's level of priofessionalism would get one kicked out of a job at McDonald's...

There was a comment on Twitter that he couldn't even hide a smirk during those goddamn awful "thoughts and prayers" comments. I can't stand watching him, so--any truth to him smirking?

I went to see a movie with my mother and her best friend once. And here’s why it was only once:

What? No chocolate-covered durian balls?

There was a rule when I was doing (admittedly small, local) theatre: no perfume, no cologne, no strong deodorants. Not just because backstage is small and cramped, mind you, but the same principle applies.

Can someone give me a really good reason not to use Telegram?