There was a comment on Twitter that he couldn't even hide a smirk during those goddamn awful "thoughts and prayers" comments. I can't stand watching him, so--any truth to him smirking?

I went to see a movie with my mother and her best friend once. And here’s why it was only once:

What? No chocolate-covered durian balls?

There was a rule when I was doing (admittedly small, local) theatre: no perfume, no cologne, no strong deodorants. Not just because backstage is small and cramped, mind you, but the same principle applies.

Can someone give me a really good reason not to use Telegram?

She linked to a Daily Mail article. Ah, the Daily Mail--a newspaper with all the credibility of the Trump administration.

I read a tweet from someone in Britain thatChope has also voted against same-sex marriage, minimum wage, and pardoning Alan Turing. He’s additionally voted against a bill that would prevent revenge evictions...and he’s a private landlord.

I have difficulty finding foreign characters on my Android phone. Again, apologies.

Boy, this administration sure loves the “stab in the back” phrase. Except it sounded catchier in the original German: der dolchstoss.

Remember Craig T. Nelson? Nobody ever helped HIM out!

A. Those are the dollar-store paper towels. I should know, as my family uses them.

Where was Cilizza’s—and the right’s—outrage when that pant-shitter Nugent called Hillary Clinton a cunt?

Granted the clubs I frequent are fetish/kink-oriented, but the same rules apply. But if I may add one tip, it’s this:

So the kid was a plant (surprise? hardly) designed to make Sanders—and by extension the administration—look human. Anyone with two firing neurons can see through this ploy.

Melania didn’t write that. She had nothing to do with that tweet.

The odds of Giuliani lying his ass off about seeing a “timeline” are...pretty good. No investigator—especially not one with the bona fides of Robert Mueller—would have a timeline to shut down an investigation.

Whoever wrote that tweet needs to re-take third-grade English. It’s unreadable.

Empty words from a mouth happy to do lip service to advance a horrifying agenda.

Quinoa is just a bitch to put on a sandwich, isn’t it?

Agreed to a point, but dancing and excessive celebrations take away the seriousness and gravity of the celebration for others.