I was under the impression that to accept a pardon, a defendant had to admit guilt. And there it is—Joseph Arpaio announcing to journalists “I am not guilty.”

So Trump can’t fake sympathy to save his ass, and Melania—

The running assumption in my house is: If there’s no toilet paper, it’s under the bathroom sink. Are we monsters?

The college kid never said that he used the last toilet paper on the roll or that he used his roommate’s cup—just that she’d get super-pissed that these things weren’t handled to her satisfaction. If he actually did those things and did not take responsibility, then he’s an idiot and a shitty roommate.

It looks like she’s going shopping for purses on Rodeo Drive, not heading to a disaster area to provide aid and comfort.

I got the opportunity to stay in Phoenix for a week this past March, and it was wonderful. Can’t say enough nice things about the city, but a few tips:

It doesn’t hurt that you can use TurboTax FOR FREE, so no worrying about groceries! (As if anyone associated with the GOP leadership has ever had to do that.*)

Agreed completely. We protect people based on religion, so why shouldn’t we protect them based on orientation?

You are correct that he did not say it. However, the implied meaning (whether intentional or otherwise) is still there.

Rafi Schwartz did, when he said “here are some other people who would be barred.”

It is ridiculous that someone should be disinvited to speak at a school due to an arrest. However, I think it equally ridiculous to place Bree Newsome in the same leagues as the likes of Rosa Parks and MLK. That is the part of this story I take offense to.

You’re equating being gay to being a stripper, and that makes no sense.

I have a difficult time believing that a professional writer (even one who would willingly work with Megyn Kelly) would actually think “hey! those are GREAT jokes!”

Apropos of nothing, that hat is the goofiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Well, since Melanoma tried going to Harvey-devastated Houston like it was New York Fashion Week.

How in any way can you compare Will & Grace (and the people who star in it) to The Cosby Show and its stars? What, did Debra Messing or Sean Hayes do something fucked up and get it splashed all over newspapers and the internet?

Her competition (in my market, anyway) is whoever is co-hosting with Kelly Ripa, reruns of Jeopardy!, and whatever judge show is on ABC. So she’s not looking to be smart or entertaining. NBC just wanted a filler with a provocative name. Megyn Kelly was available. Done!

I don’t think that Trump’s bitching and moaning is so much against black athletes as it is against anyone who would protest him and his administration (but mostly him). Similarly, I don’t think the protests should be focused solely on the abuses heaped on black people—yes, black people receive the brunt of all abuse…

If Moore is actually claiming that Lawrence v Texas overturned anti-sodomy laws in most states, I have a very different definition of “most.” See, Lawrence put the kibosh on anti-sodomy laws in the fourteen states that had them on the books. Fourteen states isn’t a majority.

Wrong article.

So Melania Trump is a hypocrite, a liar, a plagiarist, a tone-deaf moron, and, y’know, a porn star. All these things have been decried by the GOP, and yet when members of their own party are found to be guilty of any of it, they just either shrug it away or ignore it, or worse they engage in whataboutism.