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I swear to dog it’s like Benedict Cumberbatch did a whole lotta really bad (or really good?) drugs and went off the deep end.

It seems to me that the President of the United States and the heads of these churches do not understand the term “helping others” and what it should mean to a religious organization. In their minds, it seems to be “we gave out five thousand dollars’ worth of supplies to victims, so give us five thousand dollars

I’ve made this argument before and I will happily make it again.

Guessing Half Scoop is already eyeing the option of throwing dear old dad under the bus because then he could cut the old man out of the business. Or he’d do it just so he wouldn’t have to take a human booster shot from a fellow inmate.

Several years ago (it was the year the first Five Nights at Freddy’s came out), I was riding with a friend to go to Baton Rouge for the weekend to attend another friend’s wedding. The quickest way from Thibodaux, Louisiana, to Baton Rouge is up Highway 1 to the Sunshine Bridge (it’s about a forty-five-minute drive).

Yes. Now if only we could ensure that police keep their body came rolling without exception. I don’t care if they’re taking a leak, eating lunch, or jerking off while on duty—if you’re on the clock, the camera’s recording. (The court can appoint a special master to edit out unnecessary footage, like an officer taking

NO ONE should be subjected to what amounts to cruel and harrassing behavior while seeking protection from abusers of any kind. Requesting help from law enforcement or the courts should not be coupled with behavior that amounts to abuse.

Your “the racist attitude is summed up here” quote is quite possibly the most biased thing you could have pulled. I looked up the original article (“Tips and Commissions” by John Speed in Lipincott’s, 1902), and I was completely unsurprised that the author was a Southerner at a time when racism ran even deeper in the

I have no problem with my local Lew enforcement agencies having SOME military-like hardware. If there is an armed group taking over a government building, SWAT team should roll in in an armored personnel carrier and snipers should have .50-caliber ball ammunition at their disposal, particularly if the criminals have

Worse: It’s not the people making $50k a year buying these. It’s people making half that—the people who desperately rely on Medicaid and SNAP but who want it taken away from “those people”—who buy the godawful crap.

Netflix is removing Last Man Standing? Does that mean we’re going to hear outrage because Tim Allen is the “only” conservative voice in Hollywood? *eye roll and exasperated sigh*

It’s already owned by one...

An unpopular opinion: The upcoming show is one in a long line of alternative histories of the Confederacy. I mean, we’ve had more novels than I can count and even a mockumentary that detailed a “history” in which the South won. I think people are just eager to slam something without considering the longer, larger

She is absolutely horrible. People like her are being targeted by the current administration, and yet she continually prioritizes party and status over community.

Doesn’t really matter who gets named as Homeland Security secretary. What matters is that, as of right now, John Kelly’s Wikipedia article states that today he was named White House gumcobbler. (Not a typo, but it’s clear what the editor meant.)

As I read the initial responses to the first request, a LOT of states didn’t say “yeah we need time and/or clarification,” they just straight up told Kobach to pound sand.

He did that, and my only feeling is...can I crawl under a rock? He actually SAID “I feel like I know all Irish-Americans” and just... Why not say “I feel like I know all Chinese-Americans* when he met Xi Jinpeng? (Spelling may be off.) This is just embarrassing, and not even normal “oh god he’s a national

It probably didn’t help that the invitation to the Congressional Black Caucus came from “The Honorable” Omarosa. I mean, Trump could have at least written it himself instead of getting her to do it.

I am absolutely bloody sick of hearing about how Nazism and communism (as practiced in the USSR) have anything to do with progressivism. They were the ultimate right-wing fantasies come to life.

Nathan, that infamous “I’m gonna die” scene was the Spider-Man 3 tie-in game.