As a gay male, I think I have a somewhat unique perspective on the mechanics due to my relationship status, but the rest of it? Like, the feelings and shit? Naw, man.

As a gay male, I think I have a somewhat unique perspective on the mechanics due to my relationship status, but the rest of it? Like, the feelings and shit? Naw, man.

I can sort of understand the accidental anal thing, as it happened to my boyfriend and me on New Year’s Day. This requires explanation: He is FTM trans.

You say that, but many a year ago I learned the hard way that forcing games to run on computers that cannot handle them is a bad idea. It was SimCity 2000 and my family’s first desktop running Windows 3.1—I ruined the computer and we had to go to my uncle’s house two hours away to get it fixed. Mom was not happy.

No idea about the doll shoe, but obviously the USB adapter was so she could charge her phone and the egg timer was there because, quite frankly, it’s hard to tell just when to remove the egg from your rectum.

Sir Ian McKellen or Mr James May. Because Morgan Freeman--while an outstanding orator--is kind of cliche now, I should think.

By god, no matter the hellscape that is my family Christmas, I can come here every year and enjoy the annual “What’s Down/Up/In Your Holes?” list. It’s...it’s...*sniff* beautiful.

Their Sonic looks...oddly-proportioned.

Also, Fahey—I like Poplio quite a bit. Water types are awesome, but when my boyfriend gave me Moon as a month-early Christmas gift, I had to pick Litten. That two of my other friends had taken Rowlet (why, I’ll never know) and Poplio was a consideration, but I wanted Litten because he’s just like me. He has this look…

Meanwhile, Build-a-Bear has Pikachu (and Charmander now too!) for less than thirty bucks. (Or sixty if you want to buy the package deal with hoodie and costume and trading card.)

So what you’re saying, essentially, is that an Acura TL Type S is the Toyota Hilux of the sedan world.

So...

A remote? When my mother was a child, the “remote” was whatever kid was in the living room...

Back when the Super NES was brand-spanking-new, my family still had an IntelliVision console and a TV that had a dial on the front (no remote, kids). My mom’s sister took pity on us when Christmas came around that year and gave us an SNES and three or four games.

Oh, sure, I could drive that Fiat thing with an IDP—

Love the gif, but I still cannot stand Louis Litt. No matter what ostensibly good deed he does, he is still a slimy sleaze who would sell his own mother for a quick buck. And did I mention he’s a slimy sleaze? That seems important.

Xanax and vistaril make lovely hors d’ouerves when paired with a nice Thunderbird and Boone’s Farm spritzer. (Remember not to be a classless buffoon--serve your spritzer in a champagne flute!)

Seconding both Temple Run 2 and Plague Inc. Every phone I’ve used for the past three years has had those two games on them.

For those bemoaning that Amazon is out, this same deal applies at GameStop, Best Buy, and—I believe—Walmart. YMMV, but you might be able to get one at those retailers.

For those bemoaning that Amazon is out, this same deal applies at GameStop, Best Buy, and—I believe—Walmart. YMMV,…

The New 3DS XL is better than the older 3DS XL, but so is the New 3DS. The only different between the two “New” models is the screen size and possibly battery sizes.

The New 3DS XL is better than the older 3DS XL, but so is the New 3DS. The only different between the two “New”…