Perhaps they could save a bit of time and just recall every Takata airbag?

Hey, I saw a bmw use his blinker today, of course it was indicating a right turn and he went into the left lane.... a first for me.

Maybe they charge for using the blinkers, too.

I bet the impact knocked the dent out of the Camry's rear bumper.

So much for being grounded to the ground

Seems we already got a preview into this little conundrum when it became clear the continuation of a robust coal industry was untenable. We offered them free education and retraining to help them transition into one of the most in-demand fields at the time. Quite literally, like, “Here. Let me give you the education…

Instead of dysentery, you’ll die of heatstroke or drown.

Now I’m envisioning a reboot of Oregon Trail, but reimagined for the Climate Apocalypse.

“I’m sorry son. Your mother died of starvation because some people in Stuttgart were boomers.” 

California isn’t contravening a damn thing. The Federal standard is what it is. The California standard is higher. The Clean Air Act of 1970 clearly and explicitly gives them the right to do that.

The funeral will be held at your local dealership this Friday. Please sign the Guest book and check out our Buick “December to Remember” sale on all Encore’s and Enclave’s.

The Model Y doesn’t exist

Thunderbolt!

But none of that equates to “half”.

Then why not compare to the Model 3?

“It’s going to be basically half the price of a Tesla, and I’ve got to think the technology is going to be better,”

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Who is going to sit highest on their horse?

Saw this earlier today: