Came here to see a tow strap break and take out the G-wagon’s rear window.

“Meanwhile, in Ohio”

The title should have included, “Meanwhile in 1960”

Nah, these will move fine. 

Dogs and cats, living together. MASS HYSTERIA!

heated seats not included for a 45k car if i read this correctly? Thats literally the only option i care about. Thats pretty nuts. 

You are paying for the advanced aerothermal engineering.

Poor Nissan Frontier doesn't even get listed as competition. 🤣

Nope. $65,000 for a smallish pickup is still shocking. Too expensive by $25,000, regardless of its capabilities offroad. 

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

The interiors, man. The VW is SUCH a nicer place to spend time. I have always said that VW punches WAY above their weight when it comes to interiors.

And call it a coupe!!!

Still just rather have the Golf GTI. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Too early, Hayden.  But this will be on NP/CP within 24 months.  So, right you are.

CP

Where have I seen that window line before...

Impressive. I’m sure they’ll sell dozens of them. 

Exactly this. My truck is regularly borrowed by my friends. It usually comes back with a full tank of gas and craft beer in the back seat. I have one friend who washes the damn thing before he brings it back.

Screw Miatas...this is always the answer.

the anti-jalopnik answer- Used tesla model s