Twitter is dramatically worse than Facebook, as evidenced by the fact that it is the one of the two that is the preferred tool of Donald Trump.

I’ve never really cared for creamy, smooth, or whipped potatoes, no matter how fluffy. I want to be aware that I’m eating potatoes, so a certain amount of lumpiness and chewiness is desirable. I don’t usually get the gumminess because I just don’t mash them that hard or try to “whip” them, I guess. Maybe I’m simply…

I don’t carry cash as a general rule, because I like having the plausible deniability of being able to tell some feral that’s probably got its hand practically in my pocket that “sorry, I don’t have any money.”

This car would be waay cooler if it was built and owned by Chuck Barris

But there’s affection In McKinnon’s impression. I’ve been thinking about the nature of charisma and likability, and I think people generally find men more likable and charismatic than women. It’s part of our deeply ingrained sexism. So I think you should question whether your requirements for likability skew male…

“I’ve never watched an episode of <Extremely long running show>” is sorta the same comment I put in the category with “I’ve never even seen Star Wars” and “I don’t even own a TV”.

I’m not looking to get into a fight over Hillary Clinton, but I’ll just note that Che’s joke about her likability plays into the profoundly misogynistic way he’s spoken about her on the show and in interviews for years, and to still be making jokes like that in December 2017 after the hellish year we’ve all just…

You also have to remember that a LOT of the bitching is from people who believe Lyft, Uber and other companies that advertise themselves as ways for people to make extra cash in their spare time are not paying them enough to live off of.

Use a Ping Pong Ball to Tell If Your Solid Aircraft Grade Aluminum Christmas Tree Needs WD-40.

Don’t need it; solid aircraft-grade aluminum. No water required, just a shot of WD-40 every now and then.

People who give a fuck about what other people eat bore me. Who cares?

I'm a picky eater. I'm trying to be more adventurous and grow as a person or whatever, but there's not much i hate more than a stuck up foodie - people who think they're better than someone else because of what they're willing to put into their mouths. Who gives a fuck.

Thanks for clarifying! Was excited that someone might have gone through the effort to put a working diff on a trike with car wheels.

There was a piece on NPR's Fresh Air (http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=139787380) a while back where they discussed that song. The idea was that Chiquita wanted people to keep bananas on the counter because the reduced shelf life would result in more turnover.

you're full of it. i store bread in the fridge, and it keeps WEEKS longer than if i don't. what proof do you have that bread should not be refrigerated? just because you declare that something is true, that doesn't make it true. you're glib, matt. you got nothing.

I'm going to put it in the fridge - it'll keep longer.

While handy for those who... consume charts... It is not the sort of scale most humans use.

There are so many inaccuracies in this chart, it'd be too time-consuming to list them all. Any actual research involved here?

There's a reason for this.