kim’s a dick.

He’s still an asshole tho

The most touching things about my wedding were that 1) my grandfather, who was a Methodist minister, offciated the ceremony, even though it wasn’t a religious wedding per se - I just wanted him to do it because I loved to hear him talk (dude had a gift for public speaking). 2) my sister was recovering from an…

As much as I am annoyed by Aniston’s continued unearned presence in the public eye (though she seems likeable enough), I’ve got to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. While a pregnancy and natural birth, though probably still possible, is not likely, she may be thinking of adoption. I mean, she didn’t say,…

I guess I’m just going to raid my backyard garden now :/

So I feel the need to share this with other Martha fans. Anybody else remember Martha By Mail? Long before the internet and such, she operated a business via catalogue and phone. Anyways, Saturday I was at a thrift shop and found her yellow ware three piece mixing bowls. The entire set priced for $8. I nearly screamed…

Hey Jezebel: It’s going to be a terrible Mother’s Day weekend for tens of thousands of Canadians. It would be great if you featured a story on the Fort McMurray fire. Canada is experiencing its largest natural disaster and its largest human evacuation in its recorded history (88,000 people). I’m not seeing much…

I only use “I feel like” when I’m about to talk shit or I actually have no evidence to back what I’m saying and what I’m saying is actually just a guess/feeling. Example: I feel like this bar will just be more fun than that bar tonight.

Rory + Jess . . . he’s the only one who could really every appreciate her brain.

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

Look up Gerri Santoro. Look at that photo. That is what happens when women resort to DIY abortions.

Fucking good for her. I'd be pissed if some egomaniacal dude was trying to take credit for my massive success too. This is the most I've ever liked Taylor Swift.

for the love of god at least lose the socks first

There’s two!

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

I only clicked on this because I thought it might be Dirt Bag. Damn.

Intelligence does not equal goodness.

I watched it online, and also got some weird vibes.