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Matrimony Pony
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Oh Lord. It’s happening. I’m getting old. A childhood icon is old enough for a biopic. I - I need to lie down in a dark room.

That moment when you have high school flashbacks, anxiety wracking up, because *that* bully, who never got more than a slap on the wrist for constant assholery, is about to make your life hell for one slip up from the usual acquiescing. #I’mNotProjectingYou’reProjecting

(Sorry Tim. I’m sure you’re great on a podium. I’m just less certain how you are with your own podium. Look, really, I’m sorry. Don’t take it to heart. You’re not the only one I’d turn down. Really, I can’t think of one I’d turn up in bed for. Perhaps that Justin fellow from Canada, but that’s just rubbing it in, I

This is all so high school and my sympathies are with Taylor. I get that a lot of it is manufactured, but I she sounds like she’s acquiesed to keep the peace and sound nice which is what I used to do, and still people had no problem with humiliating me and being plain ol’ mean.

How long until she brings back the poorhouses?
None of this feels good.

Define a natural birth, then. Vaginal delivery isn’t deemed to equate natural when there are any means of medication or intervention involved. Unmedicated vaginal delivery is not inherently natural, either, unless a person is forgoing all “unnatural” aid. Birthing balls, relaxation CDs, hyponbirthing courses, prenatal

This all hinges on one point: having GOOD midwives. The philosophies and ideals are fantastic but what matters is having midwives that are capable of understanding and implementing them. Having a midwife-led care does not inherently guarantee a positive pregnancy and birth. Having professionals that respect patients

Took me forever to realise that Amazon’s logo involved an arrow going from ‘A’ to ‘Z’. So, I really can’t judge anyone who didn’t get Staples.

The many-prickled hedgehog is no match for the unicorn’s mighty horn. Let the lion and the unicorn keep duking it out. If a dragon can’t change things, I fail to see how a hedgehog will conquer them all.

How can this be questioned? The man is psychologically a child. Child rape is child rape. No matter how much you beat the concept over the head with pseudoscience, a child is a child and rape is rape. How can this appeal even be allowed? It undermines that critical laws protecting children.

With a far shorter history as a country and a far smaller land grab involved. The British Empire was the biggest there has ever been. Huge. Plundered the world. To give everything back and give reparations would, well, be the end of the UK.

I dislike these Halloween ... “things” so much because they are done, so often, with the knowledge that they will cause distress. And that isn’t funny or entertaining. That’s cruel. And in one action negates the far greater community engagements in fun. Bah, humbug.

Because they fail. Just like condoms. Granted, they fail at lower rates. But if my contraception is going to fail, I would rather that aforementioned contraception was visible in its failure, an IUD just “fails”, a condom breaks, slips off, does the hokey cokey. I therefore have the lead on any rogue sperm than I

My understanding is that it’s often done right around birth (as well as at other times) because that IS the only time a woman may be able to seek help. The labour wards and postnatal wards I was on both had DV information in the toilets. I found it very difficult (it is an emotional and potentially stressful even for

All the more reason to break out the spoons and dive in - icecream always helps me when I have tough weeks - there are times when chocolate just won’t do.

I - I am in awe...

Fortunuately, I tend to have an inkling of impending doom before the icecream has reached the point of no return. The occasions that my sense for the delectable have failed me, have indeed, been a damn shame.

Oh, Magnums. Yes. Oh God. Magnums. I, um, yes, I need to go shopping.