Stupid, sexy Pepe.

Because that ass is spell-binding.

Really dug deep for that little tirade, didnt you kiddo

Never has a game so swiftly torpedoed my interest upon starting it for reasons not related to the actual gameplay.

They could be leaving ‘reviews’ on G/O Media sites but no one would see them.

What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?

That’s becasue you haven’t. Seen a peaceful protest, that is.

“why nobody wants to buy us? I mean, we make the most insipid, unispired videogame-adjacent sludge in the business, while also being more toxic than a Chernobyl whorehouse owned by the Mafia, and also NFTs!

David and Tracy ARE Jalopnik.  Everything else is just filler until they post something.  

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

This is just some Hyperloop-style grift bullshit.

I recommend everyone watch this video, because this is nonsense

What advantage does this automobile have over, say, a train, which I could also afford? 

Hot Take! did you just figure this out or have you been waiting 40 years to post this?

“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it! Why should the race always be to the quick? Or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? I say, cheating is the gift man give himself!” 

This would have been a very good article had anyone edited it even once.

This Horizon sequel looks like shit tbh, is Aloy even in it?