Thank you! DT asked me for a top and after realizing a hand sketch or photo collage just wouldn’t get the base urgency, I realized I had to use the design language made just for stupid shit like this. The panic language of emergency signs.

pff. Amateur.

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

Oh shit, I can play the hit adver-game Yaris? I can’t wait to do more of whatever the hell is going on in this picture!

Literally came here to post this.

Get out!  Get out, prince of ravens!

Alternate headline:

A little background from someone who has been getting too into chess Youtube:
Bongcloud is basically a really bad move that Hikaru uses as white to force black to take the initiative, and then he will attempt to defend and hope that black makes a mistake he can punish.

Eh, The Root got a little too much mileage out of this shitshow to start moralizing at folks now. You weren’t turning away those clicks.  

*sighs* What a dumb article. Buffalo Bill isn’t any kind of trans, in fact I’d be surprised if he had a sexuality or gender identity at all, as those terms conventionally are defined. He is a psychotic killer who happened to find a narrative. If he were religious he’d have picked a religious narrative. If he’d played…

The last few years have been chaotic for sure, but not “put your pizza under a faucet” chaotic. The guy who came up with that is entropy incarnate.

Curious, why is PS5 tagged if the time-frame he was committing his crimes occurred prior to its release?

It would great if you could really stop using misleading bombastic titles for your articles.

Market cap is not the same as “the amount of money the stock market has put into it(tesla)”. Market cap is the current combined valuation of all shares based on current price. But the vast majority of those shares were purchased at an earlier date/lower price, or were even given for $0 cash as equity awards to Musk…

“Bloomberg writes.”

when your country is known for ripping off other peoples idea, this is what an original thought looks like

Stupid sexy Sephiroth has us all releasing early

He clearly didn’t follow load strapping 101:

On the other hand, outrage is an unlimited, abundant resource, so it’s fine to freely dispense it towards anything and everything that rates on the stupidity spectrum.

Excuse me but all of the words which you have used in this post correctly have offended me. Please use other words.