Andrew Schulz had a bunch of good jokes:
Will Smith looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia, while Jada looked like she was from the movie.

Dont feel bad for Chris Rock, he was finally involved in a hit white people will watch.

If there was going to be one woman at the Oscars suffering from hair loss who…

E3 seems like the embodiment of “this meeting could have been an email”

Im hoping to get a seat at The Shed at Dulwich.

“Oh sorry, that was a typo. We meant that just ice would be served.”
-Idk, activision probably

“Pollo Asado is then hand-chopped into tender, juicy bites...” Seriously, you cant give these employees a knife?! They really out here Karate chopping chicken???

*taps it with wrench* well there’s your problem right there!

The article does say that they reached out to Twitch and that Twitch wont say. Twitch wont say because they dont comment on bans, and they dont comment on bans because their lawyers know that Twitch cant open its mouth without stuffing both feet inside it, and rather than publicly sucking toes they just dont say…

“And when you say ‘Is that it?!’ I know what you really mean; ‘Awwwww yeah, that’s it!”
-flight of the conchords

You’re a moron in the comments!

NOOOOOOOOO!

It used to be “hard” but they replaced that hardness with something less hard. Perhaps something that more closely resembled the texture of a trademarked foam. 

No it is not

He made a video addressing and debunking the allegations you are bringing up. maybe eat shit?

“The answer: five letters long “HITLER.”

Im pretty sure that is 6 letters. Once you run out of fingers on one hand, start using the other and you’ll be able to count higher!

Here’s a cool video defending reusing animations if anyone is interested

The ability for any miner to add new blocks only works if there is a cost associated with mining and unpredictability about which specific node submits the next block. These conditions are met by imposing proof-of-work (PoW). To be eligible to submit a block of transactions, a miner must solve an arbitrary…

Most NFTs are traded on Etherium blockchain. WTF does that mean??? Alright, blockchain transactions are validated by “miners.” The transactions get posted in blocks, and those blocks are broadcast to other node operators who independently validate transactions. dishonesty shows up as inconsistencies between nodes and…

We all know the Queen’s real guilty pleasure is denying birth rights to her mixed race great grandchild

If minimizing VDE was the goal of everyone at the company, why didnt you put dimples on the body like are on golf balls which break up air currents and let the thing travel farther?

OMFG FINE, Is this written by (An american executive, vice president of gaming for microsoft)  or some dude who will align my chakras with a crystal? FTFY. And in 40 years when you are alone and nobody in the world cares about you, you will have this fond memory to keep you warm.