In what world does Spiderman have “limited rope”?!

Jezebel prefers to focus on pronouns

“Caloric challenged” sounds like skinny people

You’re lucky. Half the time Im looking at banners of toenail fungus that scroll alongside the article.

I thought the one that said “myself, my wife, and my cousin are canceling, so that’s two tickets you’ll lose” was making fun of southern family life. Is there a stereotype about wives having boyfriends in the south?

One of those tweets: “on behalf of myself, my wife, and her boyfriend...” Did that dude just admit to being a cuck?

This game made me rage so hard as a kid. I couldnt figure out how my opponents ALWAYS managed to win rock paper scissors. Now Im old and realize that the computer cheats and can read what your selection is. The rematch is on!

Debate Moderator: What responsibility do you think Americans need to take to repair the legacy of slavery in this country?
Biden: Im married to a teacher! My deceased wife’s a teacher! Bring social workers in to tell them how to raise their children. Make sure you leave the record player on at night so the kids can…

My pizza box collection was almost 10, but my room mates got pissed and threw em out

Every time someone says “I dont see color” I assume it’s because they live in a gated community and call the cops any time they do see color.

Satisfactory has much less of an emphasis on fighting. Nothing you build will ever be harmed by the native wildlife. Resources will never run out, so you dont have to pull up portions of your factory and move them, which is nice because you dont have robots and blueprints to simplify expansion. Both games are…

“Last month the company made a $2 million donation to its Call of Duty Endowment, which works to help military veterans find jobs.”

“Buildings matter too” OMG bwahahahahahahahaaaaa. You know, I think Bill Burr said it best: “Fuck all you people. You fucking losers. I hope you all fucking die, and the Eagles never win a super bowl. Go fuck yourselves. Fucking goddamn losers. Suck a dick. All of you. Suck a fucking dick. ‘City of brotherly love’ you…

“People are really upset about systemic racism. What should we do?”
You could make an effort to hire people of color!
“uhhhhhhhh, what else could we do?”
Donate to worthy charities!
“Uhhhhhhhh.... any other options?”

The independent autopsy the family had done found homicide, the state sponsored one blamed underlying health conditions and “potential intoxicants” so I dont see how you “dont get the anger”

Raisins

My question is, why on earth are stand-ins (who stand in for actors on set in their place to make sure the camera and lighting set-up is correct) even included in this imagined future of filmmaking during covid-19?

She did:

I agree with you. I didnt intend to imply that the thumbs up was always rude necessarily, but the proper response to the thumbs up is nothing.

I was going to thumbs up you back, but I cant figure out how you did it. Im in my mid 30's and apparently Im too old to be interwebbing.