Move them to Mexico City. The Mexico City Raiders would sell 30 million jerseys in the first five hours after the announcement.

The special standing here isn’t the schools being part of the Commonwealth system, it’s Commonwealth schools not being subject to public records laws.

I’m not going to freak out until I hear Madagascar has closed its borders.

It’s not the Olympics until a wire item from the AP details how many free condoms will be distributed to the Olympic Village.

I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

Is anyone else over the Olympics? I loved it as a child. Now I view it as the monetizing of manufactured nationalism often at the expense of countries who cannot afford to host them.

Nantz: 4th and 1 on the 48 yard line, do the Las Vegas Raiders gamble?

“Raiders fans are the kind of people who are likely to spend every weekend in Las Vegas anyway.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

But it’s remarkable how much some people—Twitter eggs and Facebook uncles who bitch about their freedom of speech being corrupted because other people had the gall to exercise theirs—really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

“Blake would never do something like this.”

Peak take season is the baseball hot stove meetings. Or, as I like to call it: The Easy Take Oven.

Fanboy hate posts? CHECK.

I don’t feel bad for the Wakandan aid workers that Scarlet Witch accidentally blew up because I haven’t spent nearly a dozen movies getting to know those people.

Hey Tom R.R. Ley, it is possible to create stakes and pathos in a story without murdering one of your leads.

The heart thing is resolved in Iron Man 3 at the end, Tony has surgery to remove the shrapnel.

Thank you. This was a rather adept dismantling of the “this movie really needed a cliched, overdramatic major character death” argument.

1. Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye is garbage, so I’m here for Bucky breaking his back.

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

It isn’t even vaguely a spoiler. Holy crap.