Plus the Pirates played in Lewiston for a year while the renovations were going on and people still went there to see them.

It’s going to be very, very, big. Huge even. The biggest one. And you’ll love it and Florida will pay for it.

No YOU get fucked

Kasich seemed like the most sane and qualified candidate to be president.

He just hid his insanity better. He still wanted to gut programs for the poor, drastically reduce access to abortions, destroy all unions, and enact the same bullshit economic policies that ran Louisiana and Kansas into the ground.

Reasonable my ass: here he is acting like a pouty toddler when confronted in his stance of disallowing rape crisis counselors from telling rape victims they are allowed to have abortions. There’s nothing moderate, adult, or redeeming about this vile, dishonest cretin.

co-founder of Stathletes

Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

they’re equipped with a somewhat leathery outer skin (taste buds and all) and some cartilage and sinew at the base

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

Who Gat

Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast.

My least favorite thing about Deadspin right now is the tease of a new Drew article only to see it’s an ad for a podcast I’ll never check out.

Drew if the “Why Your Team Sucks” are in deadcasts this summer than you have officially jumped the shark

The only advice I give to people going to Disney is pay the mouse. That is all you can do. Pay the mouse.